most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
spoiler alert: every single goddamn person on this planet is problematic in some way, because everything is terrible. congratulations. you’ve been enlightened with the secrets of the universe
Whether you are black or white, rich or poor, male or female, gay or straight, religious or atheist, we all stand together in solidarity at the fact that we thought the McFlurry spoon was also a straw the first time we used it.